dream job
dream look
dream name
dream man
dream everything
The conversation I imagine between Jackson Galaxy and his hairdresser:
“I would like my hair to begin at the top of my ears, then a break at the bottom of the ears, then I would like my hair to begin again just below my bottom lip.”
“And the mustache, sir?”
“Yes, I’d like it to be a thin, sculpted eyebrow of a mustache, if possible.”
“That shouldn’t be a problem, sir.”
Literally just cackled while reading this. Flawless.
oh gosh, i can’t stop laughing!
(Source: cordjefferson)
