February 2012
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Walking down the sidewalk on the way to Mac...
lifeatcovenant:
Pass Founders and see a guy with a Santa beard stick his head out the window. He yells at you, “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Have a doughnut!” You’re confused, but he proceeds to throw doughnuts out the window at you until you keep walking.
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Katniss: Little town its a quiet district, every day like the one before, little town, full of people, waking up to say
Greasy Sae: BONJOUR!
Madge: BONJOUR!
Hazelle: BONJOUR!
Ripper: BONJOUR!
Mayor: BONJOUR!
Katniss: There goes Peeta with his bread like always, the same old bread and rolls to sell, every morning just the same, since the morning that we came, to this poor provincial town.
Peeta: Good morning katniss!
Katniss: Good morning Monsieur.
Peeta: Where you off to?
Katniss: The forrest, I just shot the most wonderful squirrel, it was about 1 foot high and was brown and fuzzy an...
Peeta: Thats nice, Katniss, THE BAGUETTES! THEY'RE BURNING!
Women of District 12: Look there she goes, that girl is strange no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Delly Cartwright: Never part of any crowd.
Darius: Cuz her heads up on some cloud.
Villagers: No denying she's a funny girl that Katniss.
Gale: Bonjour!
Madge: Good day!
Gale: How is your family?
Mrs Everdeen: Bonjour!
Mr Mellark: Good day!
Mrs Everdeen: How is your wife?
Hazelle: I need six eggs!
Rory: That's too expensive.
Katniss: There must be more than this provincial life.
Mr Mellark: Ah! Katniss!
Katniss: Good Morning! I've come to give you the squirrel I shot!
Mr Mellark: Found one already?
Katniss: Oh I couldn't put my bow down. Got any more bread?
Mr Mellark: Not since yesterday!
Katniss: That's alright. I'll take...this one!
Mr Mellark: That one?! But you've chosen it twice!
Katniss: Well it's my favorite! Moist soft flour, beautiful crusts, warm and fresh, a brilliant after taste!
Mr Mellark: Well if you like it all that much, it's yours.
Katniss: But sir!
Mr Mellark: I insist.
Katniss: Well thank you! Thank you very much!
Black Market Sellers: Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
Women: With a dreamy far off look.
Men: And her nose stuck in her bow.
Villagers: What a puzzle to the rest of us, is Katniss.
Katniss: Oh! Isn't this amazing? It's my favorite because you'll see. Here's where she meets Prince Charming Loaves. But she won't discover that it's him till chapter three.
Vick: Now It's no wonder that her name means beauty, her looks have got no reminisce.
Ripper: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd. Very different from the rest of us.
Villagers: She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes different from the rest of us is Katniss.
Rory: Wow! You didn't miss a shot Gale! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world.
Gale: I know.
Rory: No beast alive stands a chance against you. And no girl for that matter.
Gale: It's true Lafue. And I've got my sights set on that one.
Rory: The healers daughter?!
Gale: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry!
Rory: But shes...
Gale: The most beautiful girl in town. That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best!?
Rory: Well of course, I mean you do, I mean...
Gale: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said she's gorgeous and I fell...Here in town, there is only she, who is as beautiful as me. So I'm making plans to woo and marry Katniss.
District 12 Girls: Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gale, oh he's so cute!
Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.
Posy: Bonjour!
Gale: Pardon
Katniss: Good day
Rooba: Mais oui!
Haymitch: You call this bacon?
Ripper: What lovely grapes!
Mr Mellark: Some cheese
Mrs Mellark: Ten yards!
Haymitch: one pound
Gale: 'scuse me!
Cheese Seller: I'll get the knife
Gale: Please let me through!
Katniss: This bread -
Hazelle: Those fish -
Mrs Mellark: it's stale!
Greasy Sae: they smell!
Mr Mellark: Madame's mistaken.
Greasy Sae: Well, maybe so
Towns Folk: Good morning! Oh, good morning!
Katniss: There must be more than this provincial life!
Gale: Just watch, I'm going to make Katniss my wife!
Townsfolk: Look there she goes, the girl is strange but special, A most peculiar mad'moiselle!
Women of 12: It's a pity and a sin
Men of 12: She doesn't quite fit in
Townsfolk: 'Cause she really is a funny girl, A beauty but a funny girl, She really is a funny girl, That Katniss!
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I just don't see how a world with such wonderful...
Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread?
Peeta: Look at this loaf.
Peeta: Flavours untold.
Peeta: How many flours can one loaf hold?
Peeta: Looking around here you'd think
Peeta: "Sure, he bakes everything."
Peeta: I've got wheat-bread, biscuits aplenty.
Peeta: I've got cornbread, and crumpets galore!
Peeta: You want bagels?
Peeta: I've got twenty!
Peeta: But who cares?
Peeta: No big deal...
Peeta: I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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GUYS I FOUND MORE RIDICULOUS BALLROOM WEDDING...
Prepare for spammage in 3, 2, 1…
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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